We’re going to high school not fucking Build-a-Bear.

16:44 - 5%

Plus I have a yeast infection.

I don’t know, mom.. WHY DON’T YOU ASK THE BREAD LOAF BAKING MY VAGINA.

16:36 - 19%

Who the FUCK said my handjobs were second rate?!

12:32 - 72%

It smells like someone put a diabetic foot into a sandwich and left it in the sun.

4:43 - 24%